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Our 1,151st Edition
March 16th, 2018

For God's sake, this weekend, just leave the clocks alone?

North Korea's leader Kim Jong Un invited President Trump to meet with him. I mean, he's no Dennis Rodman, but it should be interesting.

TNT has canceled "Librarians." I'm shocked----there was a TV series called, "Librarians?"

Sources say that Toys R Us is getting closer to liquidation and that Geoffrey the Giraffe is this close to being placed in a foster home.

The other day my Amazon Alexa complained that Frances McDormand has a creepy laugh.

Virgin Atlantic is adding a no-frills option Economy Light class... which makes you wonder, just how much more "less" can they offer you? Bring your own lawn chair?

Lindsey Vonn says she can't find a suitable date now that she is single. As you know, she's been going downhill for years.

We may have lost an hour over the weekend because of the time change, but I got it back at work on Monday filling out my brackets.

A study says one third of Millennials are leaving social media. If our kids don't continue using Facebook, how will they ever convince their friends to think politically like they do? What is this ‘conversation' thing of which you speak?

Disneyland employees are demanding a living wage. Disneyland has told those employees they can get exactly what they're looking for over in Fantasyland.

My radio brother Matt Case says he only wears camouflage clothing when he's feeling fatigued.

And from Skip Tucker: "Lazy" is such a harsh word. I prefer the term, "selective participation."

I see that the porn industry is concerned that the White House might ruin their image.

Remember back when you had to be careful when you put in that you didn't put Now it doesn't matter.

President Trump fired Rex Tillerson as Secretary of State yesterday. Or, as Tillerson calls it, "The greatest day of my life!"

President Trump fired Secretary of State Rex Tillerson yesterday. In other shocking news, it rained in Seattle.

A prehistoric, 10-million-year-old cave has been discovered in Texas. Inside were drawings and something about "Larry King, tonight at 10."

A study reveals an increase in people shopping online while drunk. I'm shocked-some people do it sober?

I've found if I just wait a few weeks it's much easier to fill out my March Madness brackets.

My buddy Skip Tucker tells me he's starting up a new restaurant that serves curry poured over French fries. It's called "Curry On My Wayward Spud." And yes... there'll be peas when you are done.

President Trump went to San Diego to inspect possible types of border walls on Tuesday. He basically had his own wall mart.

If you have a friend named Caesar and he seems a little jumpy today, it's because today is the Ides of March.

I believe we're now up to 2-hours and 19-minutes since the last resignation or firing at the White House.

I watch what's going on at the White House and harken back to the days when March Madness was in reference to basketball.

After 70 years in business, Toys R Us will shut or sell all of its 735 stores in the United States. Which means millions of those Toys R Us kids will now have to grow up.
A study says one in 20 younger women suffer serious depression. And when you see what’s out there for dating material, you’ll understand why.
James Corden challenged Oprah to make him cry on the air. She showed him her pay stub for the last week. Challenge over.
“Deal Or No Deal” with Howie Mandel will be making a comeback on CNBC.
HBO has hinted that the final season of “Game of Thrones” will include many, many deaths. So many, that they’ve had to start killing them in the off-season.
People close to former Secretary of State Rex Tillerson said there wasn’t a single hint that he’d be fired. Yeah, it had to at least be in the dozens.


  1. "Give me your Lucky Charms, dammit!"
  2. "That's so Gaelic!"
  3. "Your Irish accent sucks!"
  4. "Is that a shillelagh or are you just happy to see me?"
  5. "Want to drive my snake out?"


  1. "Best wishes for the Gender-Neutral Entity of all Gender-Neutral Entity's Dad"
  2. "Does this mean we need to neuter dad, too?"
  3. "I'm sorry I offended you all those years by calling you the M-word"
  4. "Would you prefer Neutral-Mom or Non-Dad?"
  5. "You've always been like a person to me"
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